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    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his #2 pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
    'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

    A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
    But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
    Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with his #2 pencil.
    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

    This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

    The nun fainted.

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  • #2

    Very funny and probably a little bit true!


    • #3
      Very funny, love it!

      I went to a Catholic primary school and was taught by nuns, one of whom would have been more likely to be doing the jabbing with a pencil than fainting!
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      • #4
        haha, i love those kind of jokes!
        Thats one to remember
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        • #5
          LOL! very fun. I went to a catholic school nuns tho!

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          • #6
            ROFL thats a good one
            She was not quite what you would call refined.
            She was not quite what you would call unrefined.
            She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.


            • #7

              yet another one here that went to a catholic school run by nuns.....eeeeek!!

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              • #8
                That is so good!!! I ddn't go to a Catholic school - phew!!!!!!!! Sue.