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  • And To Think They Turn Into Men.....

    For those of us who have sons ... and for those who are happy that they don't.
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    Interesting facts you learn when you have sons:
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    (1) A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.
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    (2) If you spray hair-spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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    (3) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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    (4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
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    (5) You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
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    (6) A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
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    (7) The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
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    (8) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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    (9) Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
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    (10) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
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    (11) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old boy.
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    (12) Play-dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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    (13) Super glue is forever.
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    (14) No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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    (15) Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
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    (16) VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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    (17) Rubbish bags do not make good parachutes.
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    (18) Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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    (19) You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
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    (20) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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    (21) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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    (22) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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    (23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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    Feel free to add lessons you have learned in the comments below!
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    Nice one!!
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    • #3


      That is soooooo funny.

      And Yes . . . . my only child was a boy!!!!
      Auntynet

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      • #4
        Forgot to say that my son also stuck a knife into an electric socket . . . . . . . . . . .


        when he was 14 years old!!!!!!!!
        Auntynet

        Step-daughter's website selling hand dyed sock yarns www.knotanotherknitter.com




        ~ * ~ * ~ Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most! ~ * ~ * ~

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        • #5
          And the memories come flooding back. My eldest son lit a camp fire in a wooden shed right next to our house when he was 15 and this was the one that supposedly had brains. He has 3 sons of his own now - I wonder.........
          Carol
          God helps them that help themselves.

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          • #6
            I forgot to say I enjoyed your piccies JBJB
            Carol
            God helps them that help themselves.

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            • #7
              Dont get it, they are just practising man things. Only thing ive stopped doing is weeing in flower pots ( it takes me too long these days)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by urbtaf View Post
                they are just practising man things
                well that just about sums it up
                Mel

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                • #9
                  Brilliant!!! Selina

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by urbtaf View Post
                    Dont get it, they are just practising man things. Only thing ive stopped doing is weeing in flower pots ( it takes me too long these days)
                    So let me get this right?
                    You still stick panty-liners all over yourself?


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                    • #11
                      Urbtaf, quick... form a defensive wall, we're surrounded!!!

                      Si.
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                      • #12
                        Oh dear - I have this all to come...! I have two boys and after hearing the things my husband got up to as a child I am worried

                        xHannah

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hannah View Post
                          Oh dear - I have this all to come...! I have two boys and after hearing the things my husband got up to as a child I am worried

                          xHannah
                          just the one little lad but me too !
                          Mel

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                          • #14
                            Oh dear I have 2, pass me a g&t...........................

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                            • #15
                              JBJB you have jogged my memory, I once used a tampon behind a car door panel as padding to stop an annoying rattle. Just a man thing I suppose
                              and maybe I should add I only stopped surfing boneyards at the tender age of 45, cos I broke 4 ribs, cracked my skull, broke my foot, and nose (yet again)
                              But maybe I shouldnt add this cos its such a man thing that you will most likely have to forget the G+T and go staight for the neat vodka. YOUR BOYS MAY BE NEXT
                              May need your help Si when auntynet reads this, I think Im suffering from death wish
                              Last edited by urbtaf; 25-07-2008, 10:30 PM.

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