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  • "Eyes Woman, Eyes!"

    Many years ago, back when Britain used to have a summer, I had a bad bout of hayfever.
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    My eyes were really red and itchy, so I asked Mr Jelly to pop to the chemist to see if he could get me a remedy of some sort.
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    At the counter, a lady of older years served him.
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    Mr Jelly : "Can I have something for itchy eyes please?"
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    She looked at him a bit non-plussed.
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    Chemist woman : "Do you mean something like this?"
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    Mr Jelly (thinking to himself) : "Why's she showing me that? That's for when you've got piles? That's for when you've got an itchy....."
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    Mr Jelly (very hastily) : "No ... Eyes! EYES!"
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