swirlyarts
17-10-2007, 09:49 AM
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
inspect it.
As she bends over to look at it more closely she inadvertently breaks wind
and the sound of a out of tune trumpet echoes amongst the display cabinets.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed
her little in digression and prays that the sale person doesn't come over
straight away.
As she turns around though, her worse nightmare materialises in the form of
the salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with!
"Good Day Madam! How can we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but still hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little accident, she asked!
"Sir what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you are certainly
going to crap yourself when I tell you the price!"
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
inspect it.
As she bends over to look at it more closely she inadvertently breaks wind
and the sound of a out of tune trumpet echoes amongst the display cabinets.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed
her little in digression and prays that the sale person doesn't come over
straight away.
As she turns around though, her worse nightmare materialises in the form of
the salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with!
"Good Day Madam! How can we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but still hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little accident, she asked!
"Sir what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you are certainly
going to crap yourself when I tell you the price!"