Another Joke for Today

[Pauline@weddingtreasures]

George had 5 monkeys he had to deliver to Twycross Zoo and he was stacked up with loads of other deliveries he had to make.

On stopping for a quick cup of tea he met a taxi driver who was tottting for work and because he was busy himself and wanted to also help the taxi driver he said to him 'If I give you £100 would you take these monkies to Twycross Zoo for me mate?' - the taxi driver said he would and they put the monkies into the back of the taxi.

Now George went on to make a couple more deliveries and on his way back, he saw the taxi with all the monkies sat in the front seat with the driver! He stopped and said to the taxi driver, 'what you doing mate? I told you to take the monkies to Twycrosss Zoo?' and the taxi driver said...............

















I did mate, and they got fed up with it and we got £50 left over and they want to go to Alton Towers!

:D

Pauline :D

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Hahahahah!!:D

[Pauline@weddingtreasures]

awww, did only 1 of you find this funny? I thought it was good! maybe its the way I tell eh.........lol

Pauline :)

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I think everyone is busy;)

[caketopper]

pretty funny

maybe im thick but i didnt get appletreecrafts joke :confused:

[MrSwirl]

Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ehud Olmert, the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the Vatican for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.

The Pope met with his College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.

"Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "The Israelis want to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that it would tarnish our image in the world."

The Pope considered that and, since he'd never held a golf club in his life, asked, "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?"

"None who plays golf very well," a Cardinal replied. "But there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We could offer to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play the Israelis as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of co-operation, we will also win the match."

Everyone agreed that it was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honoured and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.

The day after the match, the Pope rings Jack Nicklaus to see how it went.

"Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was just perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."

"So, how did you get on?" the Pope asked.

Nicklaus sighed, "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods."

[caketopper]

hehehe:D i get this one

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Hahhaha!
Was worth waiting for!:D

[MrSwirl]

What do you call sandals for people with 2 left feet?





Flip Flips.

[swirlyarts]

What do you call sandals for people with 2 left feet?





Flip Flips.

He's back on form!!

[MrSwirl]

He's back on form!!

When, my sweet, was I off form?

Think carefully before you answer!