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JBJB
17-07-2007, 03:53 PM
Diet for stressed women. This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose10kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all thethings you have started:
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!

:mf:

Seahorse
17-07-2007, 04:16 PM
Excellent, just sent that to friends.

Tip Top
17-07-2007, 04:17 PM
hahahah!! :mf::mf::mf::mf:

0103media
17-07-2007, 04:55 PM
Grapefruit was on the news today..

Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

Odd...

Tip Top
17-07-2007, 07:04 PM
Grapefruit was on the news today..

Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

Odd...


Whhhhhhaaaattttt?????!!!!

Oh, life is too short - eat what you want I say! :D

I do!;)

Andamento
17-07-2007, 10:15 PM
Very good!

JBJB
18-07-2007, 09:38 AM
Grapefruit was on the news today..

Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

Odd...


I think the alcohol on this diet would do more damage than the grapefruit !! ;)