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  • Peter
    Senior Member
    Super mega big crafter
    • Jan 2006
    • 4593

    Joke alert..........

    Bear with me here...........I only read this today!

    The world's foremost authority on wasps was walking past a record shop window, when he noticed the sign 'Recorded wasp noises of the world'. Curiosity aroused, he went inside, and asked the owner if he could hear some of the recording.
    After listening to the first two tracks, the wasp expert was looking a little puzzled.........and asked the owner to play him another couple of tracks, only a bit louder. Still the expert looked puzzled. "I've been a wasp expert for many years", he said, "but I don't recognise any of those sounds you've just played me", the shop owner picked up the record, and banged his forehead with the palm of his hand..................



















    "I'm so sorry sir", he said, "I've played you the bee side!"


  • Apple Tree Crafts
    Senior Member
    Mega Crafter
    • Jan 2007
    • 2199

    #2
    .........

    Oh.




    My.




    er....Goodness...


    That is just SO bad you have to laugh.....

    Jules
    Apple Tree Crafts
    www.appletreecraftfairs.com

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    • Pretty things
      Senior Member
      500+ Crafters Club
      • Mar 2007
      • 674

      #3
      That's so ................... so ............... so. It's so. Can't think of a word.

      But why did I laugh?????????????
      Heather
      Pretty Things Handmade Jewellery

      Website - www.prettythingsjewellery.co.uk


      Destash bead and papercrafting shop - http://www.misi.co.uk/handmade/BlackCatBeads.html

      New blog - www.prettythingsandwitterings.blogspot.com

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      • Bowed Over
        Senior Member
        Try and catch up with this one.. What a crafter!!!
        • Feb 2007
        • 6372

        #4
        Very good, very good!!!


        Lisa

        Bowed Over
        Handmade Dog Collar Accessories
        www.bowedover.co.uk

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        • Potter Doodle Doo
          Senior Member
          100+ crafts club
          • May 2007
          • 288

          #5
          Oh deary me

          That is absolutely dreadful ..... it's a typical bloke joke though, my hubby would laugh his socks off and tell everyone in sight lol.
          Caroline

          You don't need talent to be artistic you just need patience!

          www.potterdoodledoo.co.uk

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          • swirlyarts
            Senior Member
            Try and catch up with this one.. What a crafter!!!
            • Jan 2006
            • 5703

            #6
            Thats great!! Bee side hahahahahahahaha
            Visit my Etsy store http://swirlyarts.etsy.com
            My daily thoughts! http://swirlyarts.blogspot.com
            My blog of cute stuff http://cuteable.com


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