Bear with me here...........I only read this today!
The world's foremost authority on wasps was walking past a record shop window, when he noticed the sign 'Recorded wasp noises of the world'. Curiosity aroused, he went inside, and asked the owner if he could hear some of the recording.
After listening to the first two tracks, the wasp expert was looking a little puzzled.........and asked the owner to play him another couple of tracks, only a bit louder. Still the expert looked puzzled. "I've been a wasp expert for many years", he said, "but I don't recognise any of those sounds you've just played me", the shop owner picked up the record, and banged his forehead with the palm of his hand..................
"I'm so sorry sir", he said, "I've played you the bee side!"
The world's foremost authority on wasps was walking past a record shop window, when he noticed the sign 'Recorded wasp noises of the world'. Curiosity aroused, he went inside, and asked the owner if he could hear some of the recording.
After listening to the first two tracks, the wasp expert was looking a little puzzled.........and asked the owner to play him another couple of tracks, only a bit louder. Still the expert looked puzzled. "I've been a wasp expert for many years", he said, "but I don't recognise any of those sounds you've just played me", the shop owner picked up the record, and banged his forehead with the palm of his hand..................
"I'm so sorry sir", he said, "I've played you the bee side!"
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