Time to broaden your mind..............

[Peter]

Here's another in the series of 'you couldn't invent it'..............:o
http://www.hallman.org/indian/recipe.html

don't ask how I find these - it's an art!

[candles by lisa]

Well I guess dinner at yours is a no then!!!:o

[swirlyarts]

Glad it include the etiquette tips for the bones!! Wouldn't know what to do with them otherwise :o

[Cloverst]

Hmmm... Now we know what you do with your spare time!

Very productive!

[Cloverst]

On the same subject....

My hubby is just playing google (you know typing random words in).

So far he's found out that purple.com is exactly what it says on the tin.

Square.com takes you back to google for some reason.

willywarmers.co.uk is, of all things to do with solicitors! don't type willywarmers.com in unless you have a good sense of humour, although it is craft related! :confused: He's just had the snip so that is why that one came up.

And when he asked me for a word, I innocently suggested pink poodle, which was the only porn site in his entire travels!

He has now decided to take up glass painting instead!

[EMEvans]

Thats disgusting. I cooked a leg of lamb today, and i squirm when cutting meat off the bone.

[Peter]

Sorry..........got to see a man about a pink poodle! :p

[Peter]

Another one - enjoy. :D
Unitarian Jihad (http://tinyurl.com/6valr/)

[Ruby-designs]

It took me ages to decide what to make for supper, and guess what FISH was what I'd decided on, I've put it back in the freezer now after reading about the halibut-ugh. Spag-bol now on the menu, the fish will have to wait for another day. :D

[EMEvans]

Thats what i'm making for tea aswell (spag bol). Haven't had it for ages.

[euston-74]

That halibut recipe is on the curriculum in the history department I used to teach in! I used to get the kids to imagine they had attended the banquet and write a letter back home describing it.
So many of them used to say that they enjoyed it - await the arrival of the totally PC generation!
Mel

[Peter]

Another one - enjoy. :D
Unitarian Jihad (http://tinyurl.com/6valr/)

THIS is the latest one! :D

[Apple Tree Crafts]

Unitarian Jihad...priceless! Himself is still giggling!

Just sent the link to my brother, he loves stuff like that!

Jules

[Peter]

http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/

I didn't write it, so if you're French - it's not my fault! :D

[Apple Tree Crafts]

"Je pense que ce vin a déjà ete bu"

( I think this wine has been drunk before...)

I love the french phrases, but my favourite wasn't there;

"Il pete plus haut que son cul..."

Or, he farts higher than his own arse......for someone who thinks a lot of themself.

I have yet to wangle that into a conversation....possibly because my french is abominable.

Jules

[Peter]

.............and for all the Ned Flandereres fans..............!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/flanders