Crafts - A Never Ending Story - fun game

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This is a game I made up that will test our crafts knowledge in the form of a story.

Here is how the game works; you can only use 5 words on any post to fill in the story.

OK

Crafts are great fun because...

[the felt fairy]

you can stick your own...

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fingers to paper which is ...

[the felt fairy]

bad if you want to..

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make some really nice ...

[Seahorse]

cakes which need a sprinkle

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and chocolate icing.

Tomorrow is..

[Seahorse]

Thursday.I won the lottery

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and gave all the money...

[Seahorse]

to myself because Im not

[SteveS]

my card bill is covered :oops:

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ok. So to make a.....

[Beadsage]

.......duck look like an aardvaark............

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you need to take its....

[Beadsage]

....big sister out to dinner...........

[Seahorse]

wearing an oversized gold plated

[SteveS]

... moustache, but don't forget to ...

[Seahorse]

coiffeur it to perfect so

[Beadsage]

........sage shape, or it may......

[SteveS]

...look more like a carved...

[Crafty Cards]

soap on a rope.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[the felt fairy]

Yesterday I made a gigantic...

[nattynetty]

...mess when i managed to...

[Bea]

...get the hoover working using...

[Beadsage]

.....some string and a yellow........

[the felt fairy]

winged parrot. I just pushed...

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around and around until it

[Seahorse]

spontaniously combusted all over the

[the felt fairy]

visitors. My best project ever...

[Beadsage]

until along came a furry.............

[Crafty Cards]

rat with big eyes that

[the felt fairy]

bit my bum. I fell

[Beadsage]

..madly in love with it.....

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until a giant cat with

[Seahorse]

headphones on and a tiny

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icat sorry ipod felt really

[Seahorse]

groovy like a cat on

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fish sticks. The day started

[Seahorse]

at 2.58pm which was odd

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for an insomniac with a

[Beadsage]

...wooden eye with only one..............

[the felt fairy]

tooth, enough about my motherinlaw...

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whom has a great pair

[the felt fairy]

...of coconuts for our tea.

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The morning after the night

[Bea]

...before the day after I ...

[Seahorse]

remembered to forget I shall

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never be able to see

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This thread ever again until

[Seahorse]

I open my eyes with

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a large stick of glue

[swirlyarts]

which is a strange thing

[Seahorse]

because my glass eye was

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saw. The great white sheet

[Bea]

...which covered in its entirety...

[lizan]

of the whole blank page

[Mary]

..just got bigger and bigger....

[Sparklez]

...until it burst all over...

[icecreamgirl]

...my craft table. Oh Bother!!...

[candles by lisa]

......need to get another sheet and...........

[icecreamgirl]

....draw a piccie in crayon.....

[Mary]

so that I can show

[candles by lisa]

........where to put the...................

[lizan]

thing when its finished

[Apple Tree Crafts]

.....maybe I'll send it to.......




Has anyone read this from start to finish? Surreal...........

[icecreamgirl]

.....my great uncle Frederick, although.....

[heavenlygirl]

his toiletroll has run out..

[icecreamgirl]

....he could use the piccie....

[heavenlygirl]

of my great aunt nikky

[icecreamgirl]

.....she always was a right big....

[heavenlygirl]

crafter who liked to make

[icecreamgirl]

....shiny multicoloured fluffy triangular shaped....

[heavenlygirl]

beehives with round green

[Mary]

dollops of what looked like

[icecreamgirl]

.....the 'goo' that comes out....

[Apple Tree Crafts]

.....when you squeeze very hard..........

[heavenlygirl]

of my age old silicone

[candles by lisa]

.....breast impliants which tend to..........

[heavenlygirl]

wobble uncontrolably in the wind...

[icecreamgirl]

....So i have to glue............

[candles by lisa]

.......them to my chin to stop..........

[heavenlygirl]

fluffy bits falling off...

[Apple Tree Crafts]

.....or gloopy bits falling out....

[heavenlygirl]

of my socks.Yesterday night...

[Apple Tree Crafts]

...was very dark and scary.....

[Mary]

and I swear I saw

[candles by lisa]

........Father Christmas tying his...........

[heavenlygirl]

beard to his reindeer,but..

[Mary]

the Tooth Fairy quickly yelled......

[candles by lisa]

..........she had run out of.................

I love this stuff - where will it go next?


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[Mary]

gossamer wing jewellery findings which

[Buttonberry]

meant she couldn't go.....

[icecreamgirl]

...to heaven. She will need....

[candles by lisa]

..........to buy braces and a harness to.............

[heavenlygirl]

carry all the dentures up............

[kipper workshops]

...to where the baby pixies live, singing...

[heavenlygirl]

sweet lullabys to the bogeymans...

[Apple Tree Crafts]

big bag of bogey sandwiches....

[icecreamgirl]

....which taste surprisingly good with.....

[heavenlygirl]

snot surprise jam donuts and....

[candles by lisa]

............Boggerade to wash it all ...............

[heavenlygirl]

off his muddy boots and........

[Apple Tree Crafts]

off his green scaley hands.....