Friday Joke.

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JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up

over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't

realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is

my first day driving a cab......... ......... .I've been driving a hearse

for the last 25 years."

[SusieQ]

What a good joke to set the day up. I've just a good laugh :mf:and ready for anything!!!!! Thanks!!! Sue xx:mf::mf::mf::mf:

[youyours]

Haha, that was a good one. :mf::mf:

[Sprinkles]

Hahaha http://www.smartmaniacs.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif
Thats a good one!

[janetdc]

Hee hee, good one. :D

[swirlyarts]

Hee hee!!! :D

[woodtattoos]

Excellent!!! :mf:

Si.

[Seahorse]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

[Pebbles]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :horse:

[Rodeo Lady]

Very good.

[sweet]

lmao!!! :D

[indri]

Oh dear!!!

[ilovecrafts]

heard it before but still lmao! the old ones are the best!

[Karenssunnycreations]

:D:mf::D Thats funny

[sherrielinda]

loved the joke certainly made me smile. Hope you dont mind but it's winging it's way to Spain & australia. cheers Linda

[Apple Tree Crafts]

...nearly choked on my choccie biccie!

Really good...:D:D

Jules

[Tip Top]

Heheheheheh!!:D

[Focus on Life]

Ho ho belated Bacup chuckles :sm:

Shaz x