Funny Sayings

[Ballerinacaz]

I want to decorate some canvas bags with funny sayings like 'midwives help people out' but I can't think of many sayings. Can anyone think of any to help me? Could you also have a look at my brooch thread in Jewellery, coz I haven't had any answers there yet.
Thanks

[silvermaid]

The only one I thought of was
You're never alone with schizophrenia:):)
but I'm not sure that's appropriate.:mf:
This site has loads.
http://www.freewebs.com/funnysayings/quesfunnysayings.htm

Melanie

[Chris W]

My daughter's new born baby gave me a tea bag holder for a present for mother's day, it has the words 'old bag' written on it. At first I felt a bit offended because I didn't realise it was a tea bag holder.

[Focus on Life]

'midwives help people out'

Ha ha thats funny, I've never heard that one! :mf:

Well I just thought of one for some of our guys on here

Crafters like it felt

Shaz x

[SusieQ]

Ha ha thats funny, I've never heard that one! :mf:

Well I just thought of one for some of our guys on here

Crafters like it felt

Shaz x
Oh Shaz!!! You always come up trumps!!! Oops pardon missus!!! Love Sue xx:mf:

[SusieQ]

The only one I thought of was
You're never alone with schizophrenia:):)
but I'm not sure that's appropriate.:mf:
This site has loads.
http://www.freewebs.com/funnysayings/quesfunnysayings.htm

Melanie
Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Sue xx:mf:

[Pebbles]

I bought my boyfriend 2 t-shirts for his birthday -

"I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one"

and

"If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why are they all made of meat?"

tee hee

[ethel&edna]

Well you could surf the 'net for sayings like I did for my 'midwives' bag!

For those of you who haven't seen it here's a link.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23202798@N04/2363413055/

[janetdc]

Many years ago my then boyfriend bought me a sweatshirt that said "I only sleep with the best" plus one for himself that read "The Best". Hmmm maybe not!
:horse: