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Focus on Life
17-03-2008, 08:28 PM
Tomorrow my lovely man and his lovely boys (three 6 foot odd teenagers) are coming to help plant fruit trees in my garden

Just thought I'd share my numptyness with you :rolleyes:

I ordered a pack of 3 fruit trees ages ago....came home one night to a delivery note saying "one tree left at back of house".....so me gets annoyed thinking "where are my other two trees?".....complains to the company who duly apologise and send me another pack of three threes...

Erm did I double check the original package myself?....erm no.....

SO tomorrow we're planting 1) Bramley Apple tree 2) Jonagold Apple tree 3) Victoria Plum tree 4) Conference Pear tree 5) Braeburn Apple tree....and 6) another Braeburn Apple tree!

Good job I learnt how to make fruit crumble! :o (oh, and I have a juicer!)

Shaz x

Sprinkles
17-03-2008, 08:31 PM
Haha! :p You numpty!

At least you will get your 5 a day.... of apples!

Good Luck with the planting :D

mymiyel
17-03-2008, 08:37 PM
You are a numpty!! :D But you'll never be vitamin deficient!

Maybe you could keep going and get yourself an orchard. Then you could charge people to come and pick their own fresh apples and pears!!

Yum...send any spare crumbles this way please! :sm:

indri
18-03-2008, 08:45 AM
Ha ha!! That's funny! There is quite a bit of numptyness around at times so you're not alone! http://www.paw-talk.net/forums/images/smilies/april/giggle.gif

Rodeo Lady
18-03-2008, 09:34 AM
Get a still and start making cider !!!!

Hopej
18-03-2008, 09:39 AM
Yum...send any spare crumbles this way please! :sm:

Oh yes please!! Some apple crumble for me too!! :D

Roseberry Crafts
18-03-2008, 10:24 AM
That is so me! I've rung companies to give them what for only to find the missing item in the bottom of the box or packed inside something else!

I'm so jealous! All those fruit trees! Just wish I had that sort of space.

Focus on Life
18-03-2008, 05:57 PM
OK so we are proud to announce

The Bacup Orchard is now Open!
(oh where are Indri's brill smilies when you need em!)

I'm so excited though, I've never had one fruit tree, let alone six! :mf:

Oh yes, cider was indeed mentioned during planting today

Jules could come and relocate to my house now :)

Shaz x